Wednesday, 11 February 2026

Water Water, Celine Dion and a Boy with Heavy Bones

Erm, what to write? 

Apologies, did I say that out loud? 


Well you can see by the photos that it has been raining a lot, with the sun seemingly on a sabbatical. It’s quite remarkable (After David Coleman) that having endured the lowest river levels in recent memory less than five months ago, we are now where we are with Spring Bottom bursting forth and decidedly soggy river banks.


Increasing extremes in climate are undoubtedly a thing and could I encourage all who encounter a “flatearther” who suggests otherwise, to flick them on their nose, clap them round the ears and call them out for having self interest in denying what is plain for even the most addled eye to see. 


I’m not complaining about the rain, although a little more sunshine may help with the onset of grey sky induced melancholy. The river is bank high, with gravels that stood proud of the water in November, sparkling and silt free now under many inches of water. It all looks good for the impending trout season, but prospects didn’t look half bad this time last year and then the water went away at an alarming rate to leave little left by the end of June. 


Conditions have affected normal work at this time of the year. I have trees to attend to in the wood and the forces of bankside crack willow need to be confronted, but currently I have to limit my movements in the tractor and most of the errant bankside willow hangs over water that is currently unwadeable. 


Another bridge has been buffed up and taken off the endangered list and I have been planking up some beech that Lord Ludgershall and myself dragged up the road quite a few years back for more seat tops. The beech has some beautiful markings that are enhanced when they are wet. 


The bar in The Swan in Barton Stacey is made from a beech that toppled over on the back track two decades or more ago. I know this because I helped to get it out and it was heavy. The markings are also enhanced if you spill your pint on it. 


I’ve also started on a large field maple trunk. Inch and a quarter thick planks about six foot long. It too came came from along the back track just along from The Andyke and I remember dragging it home with the tractor because I couldn’t get it up into the trailer. It seems well seasoned and is also beautifully marked, although very different to the beech. 


To the best of my knowledge, and over the years I have conducted extensive research, there are no bars in the surrounding valley made from field maple. 


Oh yes, as promised, this is Dougal. A work in progress and one year old, he thinks like no Labrador we have ever had before. More news as we have it. 


We’re also back in the poultry game. Three Light Sussex and three Bluebells. They have settled in very well and like all of our previous flocks are very sociable and slowly starting to produce results/eggs.


This is head hen, and very much the leader on their expeditions about the place. Previously when we have had chooks sans cock, a head hen has assumed control and even attempted the odd “cock a doodle doo” although no tune of any merit emanating from this one as yet.

Looking back on previous guff in an attempt rediscover the person I once was, I find that we used to gad about quite a bit. I won’t go into the fine details of where we went during my self imposed hiatus from chucking up guff, but from memory we’ve been in Malta and Gozo, Brussels, Dubrovnik, Montreal, Zurich, Lucerne, Sicily, Bath, Basingstoke several Test matches and the shop. 

In the words of Celine Dion, who we may or may not have bumped into in Switzerland, It’s all coming back to me now. 


Returning to the river and all it’s water. This is the water meadow upstream from here that is doing just what it should be doing at this time of the year. 


This is the winter bourne that carries Spring Bottom’s contribution to the river flow. It runs through the village and along with the spawn of Spring Bottom’s loins it carries much of the direct run off from the roads on the south side of Barton Stacey, which can be quite a bit. Anything on the road or chucked down a drain or placed in the bourne ditch when it is dry, ends up in the river. 

Just sayin folks.


There’s a similar stream that runs through the village in Easton that empties into the short stretch of the Itchen that I fall in and out of (yes, I’m still doing that too) that gets a bit “foamy” at times.


In trout news, we had plenty of redds in the river as it began to rise before Christmas and on the grayling front numbers seem to be on the increase following a steep decline in numbers in the past ten years. We continue to play host to teams of Tarka, who did not play a fair game during the high heat and low levels of last summer. Cormorants are increasingly present, although this may be due to easier fishing in the deeper water. They don’t normally stop off here, seeking out easier fishing elsewhere in the valley. 


I don’t think there’s much else. Madam is still employed at the local primary School, where she has now clocked up 26 years (how did that happen??) Child A and her husband (Wedding was three and a bit years ago?????) have sold their place in Kingsclere and moved just up the road to Overton where they have many friends, and Child B has bought a flat in Putney and lives with his musical partner and harbors hopes of a career in rowing. It’s not going to happen, he isn’t buoyant and has always sunk like a stone when introduced to water. 


Today the sun came out for five minutes to reveal the first hint of cherry blossom that had been hidden by the grey and the gloom of recent days. It always goes early this cherry but normally takes silver medal to a nearby Almond. The daffodils are also having a go despite the abundance of the old eau and we have wild garlic/ramsens starting to put in an appearance, which makes it hard to believe it's still January.   It's February - Ed


Wednesday, 28 January 2026

ELP, Samples and a Dog called Dougal


Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends we’re so glad you could attend step inside, step inside. 

That’s right, Back! Back! Back! 

Well sort of, because we never really went away, just maintained a self enforced silence. After a lengthy period of uncertainty over the future of this place and concerns over whether a prospective new owner would want an online “gobshite” as an employee, a sabbatical/hiatus was taken from chucking up guff. 


The house and river remain in the hands of the family who have employed me for thirty four years and the daughter of my late employer has now moved in to the house, along with an extensive menagerie. 


Fishing has continued throughout the sabbatical. 2025 was particularly challenging with water levels the lowest I have experienced in all my time here. The water temperature in this stretch of the Dever touched eighteen degrees and most trout just concentrated on getting through the day. We have a small number of syndicate vacancies for the coming season. If anyone is interested, don’t be a stranger. 


As I write Storm such thing or other has passed through and the river is bank high and rattling along. Aquifers are steadily being recharged, although the big pool of water in the field known across the ages as “Spring Bottom” has yet to appear, and springs about the place remain soporific at best, it will be interesting to see how they respond given a couple of months of all of this rain percolating down through the ground. I'd caveat this with the river looked in great shape at the end of March 2025, then it stopped raining for three months, the Dever dropped at a remarkable rate and we all know how the summer went.  I have been operating on a reduced budget for the past two seasons, I noticed several fishermen this past summer crossing their fingers when using some of the bridges. I am now slowly replacing these, albeit in a more brutalistic style. 


Water sampling is a thing now. 


Once a week I fill my bottle in the recommended fashion and take it a couple of miles for it to be tested for a variety of water quality parameters. Most beats from Stockbridge up are in the same scheme and the idea is to have a database that can be used to hold the Weasels at the water company to account should they return to their old ways of knocking out dodgy date, or failing to measuring data when they are up to no good. 


We have also been fitted with a SONDE (after DJ Trump.) This has a solar powered monitor that measures several water quality parameters every fifteen minutes or so, before sending its readings out into space where it bounces off a satellite back down to somebody’s computer. It’s a further trove of data to hold water company weasels upstream from here to account, and will ensure that they don’t get up to any shenanigans in the night hours, as has been the suspicion in the past. 


The Andover Ring continues in the planning phase with no spades in the ground as yet. To recap, the plan is to move water from the lower reaches of the Itchen via the medium of a big pipe. Its destination will be Andover, where it will provide water for local town society and enable them to wash their cars during periods of drought. The aquifers in this part of Hampshire have been classified as “at the maximum point of abstraction if the environment is not to be impacted upon” for over a decade. However the Andover Ring won’t guarantee a reduction in the amount of water pulled out of the aquifers, but enable more and more houses to be built around Andover, which seems to be marching on Basingstoke. 


There are also concerns over the quality of the water pumped into the Anton following treatment and the impact of an increase in the percentage of the river’s flow coming from treatment works and a reduction in the percentage of the river’s flow emanating from the aquifers. 


When work begins, the big pipe will pass through a tunnel under this stretch of the Dever. Work on the tunnel itself will take many months and over the past few years we have been the subject of gazillions of surveys. The Environmental wallahs were a fun bunch who kept coming back and liked what they found, there were geologists and and other “ists” who looked at many things, but failed to tell us their findings, despite our protestations that if you start poking around too much in sub strata such as these then the river can sometimes disappear underground, which isn’t good for trout and grayling fishing.
 

Anyway, we are where we are, which is something that I seem to have said a lot of late, along with “What times we live in” 


Oh yes almost forgot, Moss is still with us and will be eight in April. We have also acquired a loon called Dougal who turned one year old just before Christmas. A work in progress he’s a quirky fecker and like no Labrador we have ever had before. Moss went through a period of watching the horse racing on TV. Dougal’s pick is “Dogs behaving badly” which I am not sure is the ideal evening viewing for a dog of his nature. Pictures to follow.


I think that’s it, other than to say I’ll try and keep this going in some form of regularity now that things are a little more certain.