Two and a bit weeks ago I started to go a bit funny, had a body temperature of thirty nine and a half degrees and briefly spoke in tongues. After a forty eight hour period of coughing and struggling to breath properly, Madam contacted NHS111 online and an hour later I was on the phone to a medico. The conclusion drawn was that I should proceed to Winchester hospital where, after a series of tests – blood oxygen level – 90%, raised heart rate and blood pressure and a body temperature that was still on the high side, the diagnosis was pronounced as Pneumonia.
Big bits of antibiotics were prescribed and after a few days of coughing up blood the pills kicked in and I am now firmly on the mend and undertaking lightish duties.
For most of the time I spent in bed or in the chair (The Cheltenham Festival helped), the weather remained fairly dry and the river is now back within its banks and the whole place is starting to dry out. We had three mornings of frost towards the end of last week that put a pause on some of the buds that seemed to be in a rush to break, but overall you can sense the sparkle that comes with the onset of early spring.
In the river there is no sign yet of any Grayling spawning. Conditions are perfect with plenty of water on clean gravels and ranunculus beginning to push on through. The general consensus from those who have fished here for grayling for some years is that numbers are recovering from a few years ago when they were decidedly thin on the ground. Several large fish were present throughout last summer, but no sign of them on the shallows just yet.
There are signs of a few pike nosing around the entrance to a couple of spring holes. Regular spawning spots, the pike are mostly small jacks, probably males waiting for a larger female to enter stage left.
The coarse fishing season on this river has now closed, but a productive tactic in the last few weeks of the season when spinning for pike is if a jack is hooked, keep chucking your spinner or wobbly sprat back into the same hole until you hook the larger female that is drawing the attention of the amorous jacks. Child B and his mate when spinning on the middle Test in their teenage years pulled three jacks between two and four pound from a hole under a larger chestnut tree, before latching on to a large female a shade under twenty pounds from the same hole.
All pike are returned now as, like many species, their numbers have taken a hit from good old Tarka, but a decade or more ago, a local French restaurant of some renown, would take smaller pike for a particular fish cake recipe whose name I forget. Germaine the proprietor insisted that chalk stream pike have a superior flavour to any other pike due to the purity of chalkstream water.
I shall back up this theory with a story about my Dad who once caught a largish pike from a lake next to the Rugby Cement works. In different times, it was banged on the head and taken home to provide sustenance for his family. I didn’t try it but both my Mum and Dad insisted that it tasted of cement.
During the ten years or so when we travelled extensively in France in pursuit of coarse fish various in many different rivers, the locals would invariably hammer the pike and zander for some such recipe or other, and when I fished the Shannon (Lough Ree, Lough Derg) in the eighties there were several parties of Germans filling their car boots with pike to take back to Westfalia and other teutonic parts.
This seems to have drifted off into a reverie on Esox Lucius, so I shall conclude with the recent popularity for fishing for chalkstream pike on the fly. I’ve had a go here a few times, but our pike don’t reach much of a size. On the middle and lower river fish have been taken to over thirty pounds. It’s a clunky cast with a wire trace and large pike fly that threatens to pierce ears or wherever else you choose to take your peircings, but great fun on a 9ft 8wt single handed fly rod.
Pike done!
We are now four weeks away from the start of the Trout season on this stretch of the Dever. For much of January and February I was preoccupied with wet weather jobs, keeping away from the riverbank to avoid making a muddy mess. With the river now a little less angry I can begin to think about some of the crack willow on the non fishing bank that needs attending to and I also suspect that the ranunculus will need a trim before the start of the season, a sign that we have received a reasonable amount of winter rain.
A dry day or a brief period of sunshine brings out a few olives in the afternoon and fish are beginning to look up. We have a lot of trout in the river that have had a proper winter workout in the high water and will be fit and raring to go at the beginning of the season.
Before Christmas we had a few vacancies for syndicate places, but these have now all been filled and we are in the fortunate position of once again having a waiting list for rods.
Oh yes, I turned fifty eight this week.
Not sure how that happened and what with some of the capers over the years (a lot of them chainsaw based) I’m pleased to have made it this far.
I have just completed thirty four years falling in and out of this stretch of the Dever and in early August it will be forty years since I left the North West to work on the southern chalkstreams. Several of my contemporaries have either retired or are on the cusp of retirement, mostly due to the physical nature of the work. I ache a lot, am no longer as quick across the ground as I used to be and can’t lift as much as I used to, add into that recent health issues(recalcitrant back, bursitis in both elbows, psoriasis plus recent respiratory events) and it does cross your mind that it may be time for a life on easy street with biscuit wheels.
Ok sums must be done and the prospect of a managed decline with fewer hours does appeal, but the breaking buds, the clearing river, the increasing presence of fly and the imminent arrival of another season of trout fishermen leads me to conclude – Nope, not just yet.
Oh yes, in other news. Child A and her husband are expecting a baby in September,
Madam and myself are over the moon and to paraphrase the Iron Lady “We are soon to become a Grandmother”
