HO! (After Plum)
Back on the river and the trout fishing season is now begun.
Nothing to do with me, but the river is in good shape. Pristine gravels, plenty of fish, a few good hatches of hawthorn and verdant weed growth in places that I shall attend to next week. The hat is on three hairs, plus the lark’s on the wing the snail upon the thorn and for those of a religious bent, whichever god you worship, is in his heaven and if only in this corner of Hampshire, all is right with the world.
Which seems decidedly upbeat considering the current state of world affairs, and also the god that I have worshipped for much of my time still mooching about this planet – Kenny Dalglish, is still very much with us and despite his great age may be worth considering for a place on the bench at the very least, given recent performances emanating from Anfield.
Ed - maybe drop the Robert Browning analogy, stick to Plum but don’t drop Kenny.
First week of the season has gone well, with most who have attended catching fish. Not much going on in the evening with all fish caught late morning to early mid afternoon to hawthorn and olive patterns. Some fish still sulk and skulk which may be due to water temperature, as it is still only mid April. Over on the Itchen I blundered about with my mower one afternoon accompanied by a multitude of grannom, busily fluttering about in their upstream manner.
No swafts or swillows yet, just a few house martins buzzing about the allotment up the road.
Cuckoo flowers are out and Knitbone won’t be far behind it.
Madam reports a plethora of coves with high end glass on Bransbury Common, as she undertakes her afternoon reintroduction to normal society after a day at the educational coal face that is the local primary school.
Not sure Moss and Dougal always provide succour to her briefly troubled soul as they stretch out and flush whatever avian oddities the lens clad crowd have gathered to take in. Although they haven’t made any of the “Birding” sites yet, unlike the regular reports a few years ago of “Great Grey Shrike disturbed by lady with Labradors”
In apiculture news, I was disturbed from further blunderings with a mower by a swarm of bees entering stage left.
It’s not that unusual in these parts during the summer months. Last year Madam and myself were deep into post prandial pegs in the garden one Sunday afternoon when we heard a swarm approaching. A beard of bees, they hung about on the beech tree before moving on a few hours later.
Today’s lot occupied a spikey bush in the Mill house garden for a few hours. Local bee keepers with a spare hive were summoned and the process of moving the swarm progressed.
The branch on which they were clinging was cut and the ten thousand or so bees dropped into a wicker waste paper bin. The cut branch was then shaken to remove bees from the cut branch and the bin inverted on a board placed in the middle of a bed sheet.
The mass of bees trying to get into the waste paper bin confirmed that the Queen bee was inside, and so a small hole was made at the the base of the basket to allow all bees outside the basket bumbling about the garden to return to their queen by night fall.
All bees tucked up in bed with their queen the basket is then scooped up in the bed sheet and transported in the boot of the car to their new lodgings.
While attending to a dead ash in late summer last year, I’d come come across a bunch of bees kicking back in the hollowed out trunk. Once they run out of space due to an energetic breeding programme, they swarm and seek out new digs, my guess is that this was that bunch of bees looking to “upsize” from their dead tree trunk.
Which serves as a reminder not to be too tidy when it comes to managing woodland. Dead wood is a viable habitat for all manner of flora and fauna. If you don’t need it for logs, leave it lying around, it has a part to play in increasing biodiversity.
In Sonde news, it’s on here somewhere and includes a link with space, which seems to be an increasing preoccupation with this house, and who knows there may be chalk streams in space that we don’t know about and hey AI! and apologies kids, we’ve been through this before with Deep Thought and the answer to everything being 42, so move on everyone.
With a nod to further AI, has anyone picked up on the fact that Max Headroom (apologies again kids, look him up, he was very much the “Me Matt Baker “ of his day) and Kier Starmer are never seen in the same room?
Oh yes the Sonde.
Measuring a range of water quality parameters every ten minutes or so before sending results out into space
Enough Intergalactical stuff! – Ed
It is zapping out some eye opening data. As previously stated, this river currently carries a particular sparkle. It is everything a chalk stream should be at this time of year. Past years have seen algal blooms and, on one occasion, the insidious blanket weed bursting forth in April. Maybe all the citizen action and plethora of data gathered to challenge the weasels at water companies and under funded environment agency is having an affect, - power to the people!
In allotment news, the threat of frost remains a worry, although with circs in the Straits of Hormuz, which I have yet to fish, I am aware of the requirement to produce food.
With a nod to renewables I have a dozen disco windmills to keep the pigeons off my peas and a solar powered door on the chicken house, which will please Ed Millibum. But we’ve an oil powered boiler and are lucky that we have a ready supply of logs that can feed the mother of wood burners that, at a push, heats the house and puts hot food on the table.
I’ve not spoken to his Edness, but brief calculations, while in wine, confirm that I am somewhere near carbon neutral – provided I don’t eat too many pulses and the resultant gas, but weren’t pulses and seeds going to make me live forever?
It’s all a bit of a worry, but science teaches us that dark chocolate and red wine will always carry the day, so I’ll stick to that.
Apologies but I’ll break a previous promise in the piece and sign off with a paraphrase from Plum, or possibly Keats, and with regard to current affairs, invoke the spirit of Stout Cortez who once gazed with eagle eyes upon the cliffs of Darien with wild surmise.
And hope that the grown ups/sensible people turn up at some point.
Not just to this house, but the world in general.
Footnote: Fishing Helps.
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