Wednesday 28 March 2018

The Cove Gove and Bonafides

Briefly returning to the cove Gove and his bonafides.

Before any claim is made that the genius switch has been flicked following the proposal to introduce a deposit scheme for recyclable bottles.




Half of Europe has implemented such schemes for many years and not just the Teutons, Goths and Visigoths who happen to have a particularly efficient way with a supermarket crate of beer.

This guy was way ahead and well on his way to becoming a recycling millionaire a few summers back in Croatia, where they queue up in Lidl car parks to exchange their recyclables for "money off" coupons in-store.


Finish a bottle of water on the beach and somebody will soon be along to collect the empties.

It's a tremendous idea, perhaps this cove Gove is warming to Europe after all.

I could now attend to proposed punitive charges for filling in forms to be perused by somebody in fine fleece and cutting edge outdoor trousers at the Environment Agency, but will refrain as a long weekend is approaching and I'm informed that a vein bulging on the side of your head is not a good look and we shall be in company so several deep breaths and Happy Easter everyone.

2 comments:

The Two Terriers said...


When was a kid I used to take the empties back to supplement my pocket money. 3d back on every bottle and the 'mother lode' was a soda syphon returning a cool 7/6d. Another old new idea from Westminster then.

John

Test Valley River Keeper said...

Yes, Corona was a different drink back then and came in many flavours.